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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Are we still banned from the library?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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