watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Do vagina's smell?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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