This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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