just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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