You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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