: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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