i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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