I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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