She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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