every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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