Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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