This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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