what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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