he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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