chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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