Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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