I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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