at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
we're so committed to being not committed
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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