so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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