I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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