she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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