Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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