what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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