I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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