And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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