Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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