Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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