It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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