I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Is it penis luge time yet?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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