its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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