Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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