She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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