there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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