my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize