that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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