her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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