i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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