I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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