he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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