Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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