I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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