hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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