Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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