i would punch a child for taco bell
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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