like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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