Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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