Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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