a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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