Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
whose parrot is this?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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