i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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